I see

*attempts to complain to himself, but it's clear that he isn't really listening to complaints*

*lodges a complaint with management about the process by which complaints are lodged, makes unhappy comments about the individual he had to complain to*

*lodges further complaints with management about the process by which complaints are lodged, noting that it's just silly that just anyone can lodge a complaint and in any case, the entire complaint was irrelevant anyways as it isn't raining anymore*

*attempts to lodge further complaints but is instead whacked over the head with a rubber chicken by a large english man in full chainmail*