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([personal profile] alierak May. 18th, 2009 11:01 am)
I'd just like to personally thank the entire Internet for explaining how and where to point my satellite dish when I moved it higher on the roof. Then I'd like to lodge a few complaints regarding the weather, the height of roofs, the failure modes of caulking guns, and asphalt. That is all.
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From: [personal profile] hkellick


I'd also like to lodge a few complaints regarding the weather.
... who should I send these to, however?
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From: [personal profile] hkellick


Aha. OK.
... so whom do I complain to that might actually have the powers to change the things that annoy me?
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I see

*attempts to complain to himself, but it's clear that he isn't really listening to complaints*

*lodges a complaint with management about the process by which complaints are lodged, makes unhappy comments about the individual he had to complain to*

*lodges further complaints with management about the process by which complaints are lodged, noting that it's just silly that just anyone can lodge a complaint and in any case, the entire complaint was irrelevant anyways as it isn't raining anymore*

*attempts to lodge further complaints but is instead whacked over the head with a rubber chicken by a large english man in full chainmail*
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